Friday, July 31, 2009
Moving to Hollywood
Okay, so I have a brilliant idea for the latest, greatest TV drama. Imagine, if you will, a taut thriller in which a group of very sexy, highly trained COASTAL GEOLOGISTS travel to the world's great beach destinations solving high profile crimes like this one:
WHO STOLE THE SAND?
The show would, of course, be full of international men and women of mystery, global crime rings, fast cars and cigarette boats. Oh, yes, and the COASTAL GEOLOGISTS.
Its a brilliant whodunnit concept. I've already sent in my headshot to the studios in the hopes of getting cast. I think you will agree I'm a shoe-in.